Pussy Cockfog:
For the love of a cat… (Pt. 1)
That’s right – I have a cockfog for my cats. This post is devoted to Daisy, or as we like to refer to her, the twelve pound dictator. Rosie’s post is coming in Pt. 2 of this series.
Anna found Daisy in Chinatown, Toronto. She was undernourished, had ear mites and a bad gash on her nose. Anna took her, cleaned her up and made her a part of the family. You’d think she’d recall her rough street walking days and be thankful for every day she gets to lead a life of leisure. Au contraire! Now she acts like show owns this place and everyone in it. And you know what, she pretty much does. Here’s a short list of what she’s done and continues to do:
1) Daisy loves to eat plastic and cellophane until she throws up
Everyone has their vice.
2) Daisy loves to run outside and eat grass until she throws up
Ok, she has two vices. You’re probably wondering why we don’t stop her from going outside. If you saw how much she enjoys the outdoors, you’d let her out, too. I’d rather clean up the puke than see her unhappy.
3) Daisy doesn’t clean herself so well after she poops
This one might be because she’s a few pounds overweight. We’ve put her on a diet, but until that kicks in, we have to cut her bum hair once a week to make things more comfortable for her.
4) Daisy knocked my hard drive over and killed it
This happened when Anna and I first started dating. So I played it cool.
5) Daisy spilled red wine on my laptop and killed it
This happened later in Anna’s and my relationship. I wasn’t as cool.
And for the piece de resistance. Or perhaps I should say the PEEce de resistance…
6) Daisy pees in 6 different parts of our house!
The carpets have been replaced and we’re FINALLY ready for house parties again, but we have to keep a close eye on her. Honestly, we can’t take our eyes off her EVER. If we do, she is sure to pee somewhere again.
Don’t worry, she isn’t sick (we took her to two veterinarians), but it actually would be easier if she WAS sick. That way we’d give her some meds and the problem would go away, done deal. But now we’ve got a behavioral problem which is much harder to deal with.
It started soon after we moved to our new apartment in December, 2008. Daisy had never done anything like this before, but she’s obviously a “pro” because when she started peeing, she started full force. At first only I could smell it, near the workout room in our apartment.
I foolishly suggested the odor was from Anna sweating when she ran on the treadmill.
I was quickly informed by words and the insulted look on Anna’s face that no amount of her exercise could ever produce any type of foul smell. She then told me I was probably smelling my upper lip. We’re very mature in our family.
Soon Anna started to smell it, too, and we figured out it was cat pee. We didn’t know which of the two cats was doing it, so we laid a trap. We put down plastic bags where we found the pee and we set up a camera. Yup. we had to spy on our cats. We felt a little dirty doing that, but it had to be done. And it’s not nearly the dirtiest thing we do.
After one night, we watched the tape back: Daisy come up to the camera, smelled it, knocked it over and then the battery went dead. We’re obviously not pros at this.
The next day, as I was setting up the camera again, the craziest thing happened. Daisy walked in the room, looked at me, smelled the floor, turned and peed on the bag. Right in front of me! No friggin’ shame. Not trying to hide a damn thing. It broke my heart.
The next seven months were filled with plans, schemes and cleaning products.
Here’s some of what we tried, including the costs.
- Two vet visits. $600.
- We bought a truckload of Urine Off. It’s a cleaner with enzymes to break down pet urine odors. It usually works, but you have to use a lot of it over time. Approx. $100.
- We also tried an industrial cleaning service $150.
- We found out the carpet was too far gone and then had it replaced. $400.
- We went away on vacation, she peed on the carpet more so we bought more Uring Off. $100.
- We bought the book, Twisted Whiskers. Notice a resemblance here? $13.50.
- We bought a room divider at Pier 1 to keep her out of the breakfast nook. $200.
- We bought another room divider at Home Depot to keep her IN the living room when we’re both in there watching TV. It’s really a garden fence, but it’s the only thing that will fit in the space. $30.
- We bought her bladder medicine and herbal remedies. $75.
- We bought soothing lavender diffusers. $75.
- We hired a cat whisperer to adjust her aura and to realign the energy balance in our house. $100.
GRAND TOTAL: $1,843.50
This got me thinking…
Per pound, the Million Dollar Baby was worth $5,882, assuming she weighed in at 170 lbs.
If you add up the money for vet visits, food, litter, toys, etc. and multiply that out over Daisy’s expected lifetime. Then add in all the damage she caused and the cost of the peeing fiasco, you know how much she’s worth per pound?
$5,863!
That’s right folks. Daisy is the Million Dollar Baby!
And she’s worth every penny. Damn you, cockfog!
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Daisy is one lucky cat!! No expense is spared it seems ! Have you thought of bringing in a ‘cat screamer’……Daisy would perhaps hear that……
I am happy though to see how much you both love her being a cat lover myself.
Anna and I have tried some screaming of our own. No good. But if I thought paying someone to scream at her would do the trick, I’d do it in a heartbeat. We’ll do anything to get her to stop.
Maybe she’s just nervous. Pets could act like that when something frighten them. It’s supposed to stop when the pet understand that all is okay now. When one of my cats got to pee elsewhere, I just put ordinary pepper on these spots. The cat won’t pee there again… It’s and old trick.
ps : sorry for my bad english, I’m a francophone… From the Quebec
oh, I forgot : maybe she just don’t like her litter brand? When I went to the vet to remove my cat claws, the vet sold me a special litter. She never accepted to go in that special litter… I had to put her ordinary litter back to got her to go in her litter… Never saw a so stubborn cat…
Hi there. Thanks for the advice. We’ve tried everything, including litter changes. But we have NOT tried pepper. So we’ll give that a shot. At least it’s free
I checked out your site as well. If I didn’t stop stufying French after high school, I might be able to understand it. I’m sure it’s great, though.
Thanks for the support!
wow, thanks to went on my website!
hope the pepper will work. if it’s not working, try to see if something is making the cat nervous.
No go with the pepper. She’s just finding new places to go.
And we’ve already tried the clear the house of anything that rattles her nerves.
We think there may be a scent here from a previous cat that used to live here and she is reacting to that. Bummer.
sorry, at least I tried
lolll