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No offense — but I’m pretty sure replying to Mr. Fadil Bin Hassan is going to get me thrown onto an FBI watch list. It’s really not worth the $500k.

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From: -CARLSBERG MALAYSIA-
Subject: YOU HAVE WON:
Date: January 21, 2012 3:44:18 AM EST
Reply-To: carlsberg_award@kimo.com

-CARLSBERG MALAYSIA 2012 AWARD-

-YOUR EMAIL HAS BEEN SELECTED & HAVE BEEN AWARDED $500,000.00 USD:
To Claim Your Prize, Immediately Contact:
Name: MR.FADIL BIN HASSAN
Email: mcarlsberg@kimo.com
Phone: :+60164671274

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From: Miss Silvia Martins <jking1855@aol.com>
Subject: MESSAGE FROM THE ORPHAN…(Alternative E-MAIL; missmartins00111@kachour.com)
Date: January 19, 2012 6:13:26 PM EST
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Reply-To: silviamartins011@cantv.net

I lost my parents and my late father DR JONAS MARTINS made a deposit of money and the amount is FOUR MILLION US ONLY. Please i want you to help to receive the money

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Dear Orphan With a Computer,

If you can type and send an email, you can figure out how to get your own damn money.

Sincerely,
Guy With a Computer that Thinks You Should Have Died With Your Parents

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Awww. Güngör, you are so sweet. How did you and Violet know I was in need of so much help! I’m sure when you see this post, you’ll know where to send the $500,000.00 USD.

P.S. What does the “large12″ part of your email refer to? Maybe I don’t want to know.

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From: Güngör Uras

Sent: January 19, 2012 9:57 PM

To:notice@domain.org

Subject: NEW YEAR OFFER

This is a personal email directed to you.

My wife Voilet and I Allen Large won a Jackpot Lottery of $11.3 million in July. We have decided to donate $500,000.00 USD to you as part of our own charity project. You have to contact our private email for more informations (mr.allen.violet.large12@live.com)

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I decided to create a new series… posting some of my favorite spam messages. I call it Tasty SPAM. Below is one I just received. Once spammers figure out how to create a completely grammatically correct email, I will click on one of their links… promise.

In the one below, among the other mistakes, I love that my customer has a complaint “related to their dealership” with me. Classic spammer mistake.

Sorry Nita Aracely – talk to the SPAM HAND!

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Good afternoon,

Here with the Better Business Bureau notifies you that we have received a complaint (ID 39162299) from a customer of yours related to their dealership with you.

Please open the COMPLAINT REPORT below to view the details on this issue and inform us about your opinion as soon as possible.

We hope to hear from you shortly.

Regards,

Nita Aracely

Dispute Counselor
Better Business Bureau

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